But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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