...so i touched it.
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
I think I ordered pizza when I got home. The email said the delivery time was noon today. So if that shit shows up I am the most amazing drunk on the planet.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
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