He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
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