Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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