69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
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