Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
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