at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
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