ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
This house was built for laser tag.
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
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