i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
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