2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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