So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
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