This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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