He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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