so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
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