but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
He told me they were just razor bumps!
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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