So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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