When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
Dick very happy bro
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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