Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
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