I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
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