Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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