Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
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