I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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