no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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