Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
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