Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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