Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
My mom is lecturing me about 'invaluable housekeeping skills' while I google 'cocktails involving gin' on my phone. I can feel the generational gap looming in her silent judgment of my choices.
I ate an entire popcorn ball before bed. I know that because there is popcorn stuck to my poncho. Also. I'm still drunk. Also. I made out with a 19 year old. Also. #barnparties
I think my nap took me to another dimension
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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