he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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