it's too hot outside to masturbate.
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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