are you still at the devil's house?
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
we're making bets on your personal life
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
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