i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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