I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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