Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
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