Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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