Duck Duck Cougar?
sitting in my room eating a boneless rib tv dinner, and listening to taylor swift's love story, and i sharted. had to finish the ribs and hear the end of the song before i went to the bathroom to wipe.
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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