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i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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