Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
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