btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
"I wasn't planning on buying a chicken, but I bought it anyway." --some guy on the bus with a chicken
"Yeah, I only have nine toes." --that same guy
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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