i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
Randomize
