My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
I am available for nakedness
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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