Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
turns out the guy i was dating because he was a cop was not actually a cop. i learned this as he got arrested by real cops.
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
You called his parrot a seagull, a pigeon and a rat with wings, and told it to go eat Cheetos out of a dumpster.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
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