I haven't been laid since Bush was president.
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
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