Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
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