Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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