belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
I woke up hungover and reached for a glass of water only to realize too late that it was vodka sprite with my splooge in it.
just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
