i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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