it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
honey bunches of taint.
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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