she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
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