idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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