I'm drive I can fine osifer
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
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