i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
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