I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
Randomize
