Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
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