I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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