she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
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